• Urinate via their genitalia into toilets paid for by YOUR money.
• Deposit foul smelling excrement into council toilets daily.
• Perversely eat and drink food and liquids while at work.
Local council workers have been reported to take breaks at work of up to a length of ten minutes to expel foul liquids from their bodies, into so-called “toilets” while at work.
An insider told us: “Most use the toilets daily, some of them use them several times a day – it really makes me wonder who’s paying for all this?”Council workers from lowly pen pushers to senior management have all been rumoured to grotesquely digest food and drink while at their desks, only in order to squeeze out the waste through horrible orifices.
“It’s bloody disgusting, don’t they realise that all those cups of tea and coffee have to go somewhere? I’ve seen some employees wolfing down a large plate of Curry in the canteen at lunchtime with wanton abandon, it really makes me sick,” said our source yesterday.